[ No, Keith is the luckiest man in the galaxy.

He's shaking his head, huffing softly as he sidles up to him, kissing him chastely right back. ]

Talk to me again if I become a giant furry purple bat. [ Won't that be something? He's giving his pecs a fond pat before he gently eases out of him, lurching upwards with effort. ]

Now c'mon. We gotta get clean, and you're changing the sheets.