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[parakalein]

starters. quotes. tflns. prompts.

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[bossfight]

he looks like a cheeto

outside
he started following me around
how long do you think before ignis notices

[parakalein]

no you probably tried to feed him
he probably already knows
babe where are you going to keep him

[bossfight]

( wow roast him )

he was hungry

your lap
i dont think he'd fit under my shirt

[parakalein]

my lap?
that's a no go
my lap belongs to another kitten

[bossfight]

uh uh babe
you're way more of a kitten than me
maybe that's why i like you so much

[parakalein]

you realise you're smaller and prettier than me, right, kitty?

cheetos is not allowed into the bedroom.

[bossfight]

not a chance
i'm going on the hunt for a kitty that looks like you
although i'm not sure one that pretty exists

maybe you're more like a puppy cause i can make you howl all night long

i will make sure he's good

[parakalein]

i'll howl just for you, you flatterer
still no, he's not watching me have sex w you
or seeing what you look like naked

[bossfight]

hot hot
you sound a little possessive there
i like it

[parakalein]

you like it, huh
should i stamp my name on your cute little ass, kitten?

[bossfight]

only if i get my name on yours, kitty

( picture message pt 2! )

found the k cat
i win

[parakalein]

[ you're too cute he hates how much he loves u ]

babe are you just out looking for cats
you can't take that home
it looks like it belongs to someone

1/2

[bossfight]

i know
but if they're outside that means i can at least pet them

[bossfight]

HE TRIED TO CLAW ME
oh this cat is definitely you

[parakalein]

you must've been so naughty
that's why cat me clawed you, didn't he

[bossfight]

maybe a little

real you claws me when i'm being pretty good to you
don't you think?

[parakalein]

nah
real me tosses you over my shoulder and carries you where i can make you behave again
and speaking of behaving
please tell me you're not going to become a crazy cat prince

[bossfight]

( kjfdlgk )

BABE
that is so unfair

no i put cheetos back where i found him
i'm sure someone will be looking for him

( :( )

[parakalein]

[ ...oh, sweetheart. ]

you really want one, don't you
a cat of your own

[bossfight]

i already have one

( just in the form of a relatively low mantainence boyfriend )

maybe one day
tho i’m usually so busy so probably not

[parakalein]

it could stay at the garage when you're not around.

[ bc his low maintenance boyfriend is so weak to him and would give noctis whatever he wants, as long as he's happy. ]

[bossfight]

( if his heart doesn’t just about leap into his throat and suffocate him, wow. keith is the best boyfriend. )

really?
you think cid would be okay with that?

[parakalein]

[ he'd like to see anyone try to say no to such a cute face!! ]

I'm sure he'd ream me out for that
which means you should make it up to me

[bossfight]

ohhh i know how your mind works
alright. how?

[parakalein]

you on your knees, maybe
that pretty little mouth open for me
or wearing that toy i bought you last week